Scream VI

Scream VI

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

When it comes to the Scream franchise; Wes Craven was the brain, Dewey was the heart and Sidney was the balls. Scre6m didn't have any of them.

So many people blaming their own expectations on why they are a slightly negative on this one. It's the movie, people. You're not wrong for expecting better.

Gale is right back to being a selfish piece of shit for the 6th time in a row. It's like she's never been through anything. Gale Weathers: Refusing to grow since '96! I'll never understand it. Good riddance... Or not. Whatever. 🙄

Didn't care about the killers or their motives. The requel/prequel talk was all bullshit. Just because they say it, doesn't mean it's a thing. This is a "part 6" and it was very much like other dumb convoluted part 6's. They could have used that as the meta stuff but it wasn't on purpose.

Several non-deaths were insulting. I know it's been done in other ones but this was one after another after another after another after another...

Nobody here cared and neither do I.

Oh and just as a personal diary entry kind of thing, because the movie was so bad it almost made me forget. Our showing was for 6pm at the Voorhees 16 in Voorhees, NJ. Theater 16. We walk into the theater and it smells like poop. Someone definitely shit themselves in there and they cleaned it up poorly so it was a mix of shit and cleaning product. So we left and went somewhere else. But that doodoo-smelling theater was definitely a premonition...

Jason Takes Manhattan was better.

*Jason Lives is the best part 6.
Curse of Michael Myers is a better part 6.
Freddy's Dead is a dogshit part 6 and still more entertaining on the right night.

Oh I forgot to rank them:
Scream
Scream 2/Scream 3
Scream 4


5cream


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