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  • Sully

    Sully

    ★★★★½

    ♫ This is the Captain, brace that ass for impact.
    Don't doubt, motherfucker, ain't in the abstract.
    Bird strikin' tiddies, with bitches that is stacked.
    Black box, listen close, make your balls retract. ♫

    ♫ Ain't no crash, perfect forced water landing.
    Back the fuck off, 'fore I piss where you standing.
    I'm fucking filthy, just got the right branding.
    Ride on my mustache, that pussy commanding. ♫

    ♫ Can't sully this Sully, King of the Controls.
    Going ballistic, laying pipe 'round the poles,
    She start chanting, while I'm filling her holes:
    He did it, one hundred and fifty-five souls. ♫

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ♫ The sins of modernity done made your ass weak
    Tremblin' before me as I'm spreadin' some cheek
    My crew's long knives stab-stabbin' your papa
    While I'm bangin' in the rows with girls that guapa ♫

    ♫ Got my suit and my tie and my round ass hat
    My creepy stare'll smoke ya as sure as a gat
    Y'all little bitches gonna end up in graves
    Cuz Isaac'll kill ya with the power of maize ♫

    ♫ Zapping puny brains…

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  • Blithe Spirit

    Blithe Spirit

    It's like playing billiards with a rope.

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    Almost identical - with its sex & writing obsession, lavish period styling, and high-concept hijinks - to Woody Allen's magical-realist movies of the aughts, particularly the one where Owen Wilson slips through a tear in space and time and all he can think about is fucking some personality-free French chick who was old when his mom was born.

  • Bringing Up Baby

    Bringing Up Baby

    ★★★★½

    Kathy Heps
    &
    Carold Grunt
    in
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PUSSY PANIC
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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