Kate ★★½

You are an instrument. You do not matter to me.


Can we quit this regressive natalist bullshit where every badass bitch is a mommy just waiting to blossom? If I wanted to see a lady be all nurturing I woulda watched Psycho.

Just because you have a movie where Winstead has big Sigarooney energy doesn't mean the flick needs a Newt.

Anyway, when it's not wasting time with plot foofaraw, instead focusing on brutal squish-splash and bang-zoom, it sizzles like a cheek on a griddle.

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