Lunch is difficult.
you know when you just want to watch a silly, harmless romantic comedy, maybe cry a little, maybe eat some ice cream, you know right. my expectations couldn't have been lower coming in to this yet I was not only disappointed but disgusted and mad. like, raging mad.
what the fuck, guys. wasn't this supposed to be the great romantic movie of the year? well, it's certainly the most british movie of the year. or the movie that managed to…
EVERYTHING about this little film was gorgeous. granted, it didn't change my life, but hardly anything will do it at this point. plus, they've covered most of my favorite tropes so it's impossible for me not to love it.
kristen stewart is incredible, as always, especially while trying to fight emotion (side note: I've never understood the joke about her not smiling it's all there, in her face, her hands, the very way she moves. like, watch this and tell me you don't /feel/ what the character is supposed to be feeling)
light of my life, fire of my loins, the only man i'd call daddy
What kind of fresh hell i've I entered?
Why is this considered a masterpiece????
It's like 5 HOURS OF A PEDOPHILE SWEATING. I mean, LITERALLY. It's all he does, he sweats and lusts over a child! He goes to the beach and hides his boner while he eats fresh strawberries and the child plays with his friends in cringeworthy homoerotic ways. Ugh. The only time he leaves his hotel is to get money, stalk the child and go to the…