Death in Venice

Death in Venice

What kind of fresh hell i've I entered?

Why is this considered a masterpiece????

It's like 5 HOURS OF A PEDOPHILE SWEATING. I mean, LITERALLY. It's all he does, he sweats and lusts over a child! He goes to the beach and hides his boner while he eats fresh strawberries and the child plays with his friends in cringeworthy homoerotic ways. Ugh. The only time he leaves his hotel is to get money, stalk the child and go to the barber, where they put this weird makeup on him so he'll be young & beautiful again and then he dies on the beach and he was sweating so badly the makeup runs black down his face? Pathetic.

Like, I get it. Beauty. Whatever. Truly, I DON'T CARE. SUCH A WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!