Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Kangaroo Jack

    Kangaroo Jack

    ★★

    They just had to drag Walken and Shannon into this, didn't they? Kangaroo Jack is the story of... You know what, no. This movie tries to have too much story for a movie that uses a CGI kangaroo this much. It's insensitive, weird and not super well made, even though I weirdly thought the CGI kangaroo actually looks decent for a 2003 movie.

    In short, this is not a good movie. Is generic, not that funny, doesn't hold up to…

  • I See You

    I See You

    ★½

    This weirdly reminds me of Full Metal Jacket. Not in a sense of quality so much as that one half of the movie is substantially better than the other. 

    The latter portion of this movie is actually per fascinating and I would’ve loved a movie that actually followed through and maintained that level of intrigue from beginning to end. 

    Unfortunately, the first two thirds of this is an absolute nightmare of disjointed events, underwhelming performances and sloppy technique. Everything is…

Popular reviews

More
  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★½

    So, getting right into it, we all know what this movie is. Old Smith vs Young Smith, Experience vs Youth, Old vs New, Physical Actors vs Hollywood's Desire to Digitize Everything. After watching this, I realized I need to hit up a thesaurus and see if there's a word for being both surprised and not surprised at the same time.

    Now, going into this, knowing that one Will Smith will be digitally de-aged, I'd assume that would look awful because...…

  • Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

    Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

    ★½

    As much as I like things about these movies, this is just more of that real heavy handed SyFy influence. This feels sloppy and extra cheaply made. Can't come up with another movie? Well, let's just go back in time to when this happened before but NO ONE ever said ANYTHING.

    Probably the worst of the bunch to me. Easily skippable because it has next to nothing to do with the rest of these. It’s still watchable, but not really worth anything more than background noise.