• In the Heights

    In the Heights


    it was gratuitous and corny and somehow less radical than the stage show but man something about a musical all those overlapping voices I felt like I was going to cry

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones


    Saoirse is good in anything but man was this not it

  • Waitress



    like it’s like a movie about what love is and you think love is the pies, right, cause they’re there and they’re so potent as a metaphor and then you’re like love is saying yes but that’s not quite it either and then she has that baby and it’s like. okay. you can’t name it but it’s this perfect unselfish thing and the SECOND you have it everything else makes perfect sense

  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Never Rarely Sometimes Always


    possibly that was the saddest movie I have ever seen

  • Roped


    very weird with some genuinely bad performances. propaganda for an issue that literally no one cares about

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    why’d he wear the Penis Hurting Suit into battle

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit



  • Moxie



    all my boyfriend and I could say for like an hour after was why wasn’t this good? it kept seeming like it might be good! it has most of the pieces to be good! and then it’s just so not good. also why didn’t the wheelchair girl get to be in the groupchat

  • Freshman Year

    Freshman Year


    the best choice this movie made was casting a lead actress who like. is rail thin and vacant-eyed and clearly spray tans to hide a deathly pallor because she is 100% addicted to narcotics

  • The Road Within

    The Road Within


    watched it because it is a ribbon drive and was given a ribbon drive. not great. Zoe kravitz has nice tits. also more critically she is a good actress lol

  • Soul Surfer

    Soul Surfer

    Kelly larkson

  • Flora & Ulysses

    Flora & Ulysses


    this book was really important to me when I was little and the movie is really REALLY well-cast but the whole time I wanted flora to be meaner and stranger and more at odds with her surroundings and if I’m being honest more autistic because in the book she is  unambiguously autistic and I was frustrated with her total lack of arc in this movie and I’d have liked it way less if. It Wasn’t so well cast you know? Anyway I’d watch Danny Pudi in anything and the Ducktales stunt casting was crazy