Favorite films

  • 12 Angry Men
  • Great Expectations
  • Spider-Man
  • Clerks

Recent activity

  • Pillow Talk


  • John Mulaney: Baby J


  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie


  • Zombieland


Recent reviews

  • Pillow Talk

    Pillow Talk


    This took me days to watch for various reasons but I really wanted to see it because my go-to “Interesting Movie to Show the Normies” is Down With Love, which is basically a pastiche of this style of filmmaking, to the point where when Tony Randall was shown the script for Down With Love he was like, “But this is Pillow Talk … Oh, I get it! This is Pillow Talk!” And I think that’s funny.

    This film was pretty…

  • John Mulaney: Baby J

    John Mulaney: Baby J


    "Hey quipro, several of the latest Oscar films are available on streaming services to which you have access. Do you want to take a few hours out of your nights after the kids are asleep to watch them?"

    Ehhh …

    "Hey quipro, John Mulaney just dropped a special centered around the thing in his life you’re only second-most interested in hearing about!"

    [drops everything and opens Netflix for the first time in weeks]

    P.S. I’m basic enough to look up…

Popular reviews

  • M*A*S*H


    Film School Dropouts Challenge 2018 -- Week Twenty-Seven (2017 Revision): Robert Altman

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    I don't like to be a reviewer who evaluates a film solely on its problematic elements. I acknowledge them where I can, and sometimes they do bother me and impede my enjoyment of a film, but I don't think a movie being regressive on one element or even several means it's necessarily totally devoid of merit. Also, I think a big problem with…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    Hoop to the Sixth Power: My Hooptober 2019 Watchlist

    In deciding what to watch for my first movie for my first Hooptober I asked myself what film would be the most embarrassing to say I never ended up watching if I failed and … it was absolutely this one.

    I tried to make a point about a decade ago to watch the first film in every major slasher franchise, but I’d never gotten around to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (This…