Mulholland Drive ★★★★★

my thoughts while watching:

-what the fuck is this opening scene
-she’s so pretty
-i love the music 
-omg she’s pretty too
-why are my subtitles in french 
-bruh there isn’t an option for english captions 
-oh fawk
-“she’s alive!” *trixie mattel voice*
-ms girl you have hair in your lipstick
-lol she runs funny
-that’s the vacuum guy from breaking bad
-i wonder if trump got banned on letterboxd 
-i’m scared
-🚨AYO‼️YOU DIDNT FINISH YOUR BREAKFAST‼️🚨
-AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THAT WAS SCARY
-jesus christ
-that old lady is making me feel better
-i really hope that scary person doesn’t show up again
-bye irene 😘
-omg my cat is here 😸
-ok canadian queen 
-girl i know you aren’t comfortable in that towel 
-get out be like
-that’s the dad from clueless 
-silence of the lambs be like
-lucifer from supernatural
-haha car accident so funny 😐
-oh damn he ded
-*call of duty zombies noises*
-that’s a lot of money 😳
-i swear betty didn’t have red lipstick on 2 seconds ago
-BILLY RAY
-WHY IS BILLY RAY CRYUS IN THIS MOVIE
-business in the front 😏 party in the back 😜
-‼️GET HIM BILLY‼️
-why did they shake hands 
-oh no please god don’t let that scary lady show up again
-ok i think we’re safe
-BRUH he just knocked her out😭
-literally what is going on
-this is none of your business coco 🙄
-horse pucky
-da famous gates
-ew get your weird old man hand off her waist
-ew this is creepy
-she’s a good actress 😁👍🏼
-*heavy breathing*
-pretty singing
-i’m afraid this is going to start escalating very quickly
-i’m scared
-ok i checked the IMDB i don’t think that scary lady is coming back
-i’m scared again
-betty ur crazy girl
-oh god dead body coming
-i’m covering my eyes guys what’s happening 
-well that’s disturbing 
-i hate this music
-so what am i going to watch after this to make me feel better
-probably american horror story honestly
-i hate you david lynch you make me feel awful
-HAHAHBAHA THE WIG
-when are they going to smooch 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
-one bed 🙀 with two women 😳 neked ledy 🤯
-dey smoochin 
-aw 🥰
-wut is she saying someone translate
-oh....
-um please stop you’re scaring me
-lol remember when billy ray cyrus was in this
-not the wig again
-that camera movement was scary af
-not the 2am freak show
-my french high school diploma is kicking in
-my cat doesn’t like the trombone
-omg she seizing 
-who’s that lady on da balcony 
-it’s the moustache man again
-30 more minutes 
-this movie is just constant dread
-don’t cry ladies you’re too sexy 😍
-hold the fawk up
-what’s in tha BOXXXX
-bruh
-who’s that lady again
-jesus i just want this movie to be over so i can relax
-i’m too far in
-not the dead body again
-so many pretty women
-who the hell is the cowboy
-camille 😍
-um
-i can’t take this much longer
-just the vibe
-omg
-it’s ok diane
-KILL THA LIGHTS
-um what the fuck david lynch why would you make that actress do that weird ass scene
-i’m not going to lie i still have no clue wtf is going on
-wut
-gonna have to watch a video essay to understand this
-interesting 
-so what are they the same person or something
-coco what are you going here
-i knew it
-i guessed it guys 
-stop it camille 😡
-oh it’s that lady again
-bruh 
-stop you’re hurting dianes feelings 😩
-not the cowboy again
-omg i didn’t notice that
-omg love this honestly
-much thought 🤔
-oh god not that place again i’m not looking oh jesus tell me when it’s over
-oh god she’s back 
-what 😭😭😭
-why is my cat staring at me now is not the time
-literally what the fuck what is irene and her husband doing as miniatures
-jesus 😭😭😭😭
-this movie is literally a horror movie what 😭😭😳😭
-lol what
-omg she’s back GET AWAY LADY
-thank god is almost over
-da blue light 😳
-ouuuhhh
-oh jesus i made it through

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