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  • Hustlers



    It's like Showgirls, only with less AIDs and shit, more of that one girl from Riverdale and an actual belief that women might be humans. So I guess it's nothing like Showgirls?

  • Nosferatu



    For a film that's almost a hundred years old, this shit is surprisingly creepy. I even jumped a couple of times and made meself look a tit in front of my class, so thanks Mr Murnau.

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  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw


    In 2012, 846 critics voted in Sight and Sound's poll for the greatest film ever made, in which Citizen Kane was dethroned by Vertigo after 50 years. In 2022, I believe that there will be another shock dethroning, as all those critics (and many more) vote Hobbs and Shaw as the greatest film of all time.

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle


    2019 Catch Up Challenge (58/100)

    I cannot put into words how much I fucking adore Japanese interpretations of old fashioned Europe, in the style of things like this or Professor Layton. Pair that with unparalleled visual and narrative creativity, as well as a lovely anime kiss boy and I am utterly smitten. Sits in an anime holy trinity with Akira and Perfect Blue already.