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  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

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    Right out the gate I will say I honestly loved "An American Pickle." Its weird seeing a PG-13 film by Point Grey (Seth Rogen and Evan Holdbergs production company), but the rating comes with a purpose. From the films overall whimsical tone to that of its oddball premise - which concerns our lead (Seth Rogen) getting to meet his great grandson (Seth Rogen)...after he has been brined in a vat of pickles for 100 years - there is a meaningful…

  • Splice

    Splice

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    Even though it was a flop upon its release 11 years ago, people are STILL talking about the budding cult classic creature feature "SPLICE"...and this is for a variety of reasons. To put it mildly the film is just so blazingly bizarre...not to mention even more so "bold" for a modern major studio release such as Warner Bros. When considering the gross out Cronenberg-esque CGI that still holds up, along with the fact that our two lead characters (Andrean Brody…

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  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

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    Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…

  • The Shining

    The Shining

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    Why am I even attempting to review this? It's "The Shining." A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.