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  • Dazed and Confused

    Dazed and Confused


    there’s something about that iconic mcconaughey vocal fry that just really solidifies the entire film

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    malcolm and marie’s long tangents about life and film criticism go nowhere. feels like i got berated by this movie for no reason and more importantly doesn’t even give me any reason to give a shit about either one of them

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King


    Disney really said CTRL+C & CTRL+V and we let them get away with it

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    Cléo from 5 to 7


    women in the 60’s (even now) feels pressure and anxiety in order to maintain their beauty, and it’s absolutely nerve-wrecking to see this with Cléo. but i couldn’t imagine another french new wave director creating this movie. merci Agnès Varda!