Dear John

Dear John ★★

Nicky Sparks #2 of the day.
Worse than the last one. Amanda Seyfried looks like a hammer head shark chicken. The last time I saw Channing Tatum, he was in a man thong and dancing for money so this was just incredibly disappointing. Jk, I have a boyfriend. Anyways, the script is poo, the acting is worse than poo and the storyline was just boring. This movie was so much better when I was 15 and stupid.

…But, I cried. whoops.