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  • Red Roses of Passion

    Red Roses of Passion


    Carla (Patricia McNaire) is tired of her prudish aunt and cousin cramping her style when she brings men home. A friend takes her to meet Martha (Helena Clayton), a fortune teller who runs an all-female cult that worships "the spirit of Pan" out of the back room of her storefront. Martha suggests a way for Carla to put Tracey (Laura London) and Julie (Bella Donna) in their place, and at first Carla is pleased with the results. Her aunt and…

  • Seeds



    In Theodore Roszak's novel Flicker, a small group of hardcore cinephiles and one poor date who happened to be along for the ride watch a newly-unearthed film by the mysterious director Max Castle. It is described as a black and white nightmare, not overtly horror-themed but oppressive, bleak, and disturbing. When discussing the film afterward, the young woman whose primary interests lie outside cinema flatly states that the film was "enough to put you off sex for life."

    Vinegar Syndrome's…

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  • Crash!


    34 crashed cars/trucks/vans (33 of those shown twice)
    8 explosions (6 of those shown twice)
    1 crashed motorcycle (shown twice)
    1 crashed boat (shown twice)
    1 crashed semi trailer (shown twice)
    2 wheelchairs gone wild
    1 terrible parking job
    1 wheelchair gently nudged off a cliff by a car

  • Remake


    Pastor Carl Slayton's (writer/director Doug Phillips) daughter Megan is kidnapped and held for ransom by the serial killer Twitch, who produces snuff films. Twitch has targeted the pastor's family because Carl's wife Rita (Kelly Barry-Miller) was formerly a porn star whose final film Ladyfinger was a faux-snuff that served as Twitch's inspiration. When Twitch found out she's alive and Ladyfinger was fake, he decided to do a "remake" with Rita in the lead role again, for real this time. When…

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  • Song of the Blind Girl

    Song of the Blind Girl

    A list of 20 things filmmaker Tom Charley ("ctom") does not appear to know, understand, or believe, based on the content of this film:

    1. Generally speaking, night is the part of the 24-hour cycle when it is dark outside.

    2. The human gestational period is 9 months.

    3. Waterboarding.

    4. Hospitals.

    5. Fall and Winter are the seasons when the weather is coldest.

    6. Props.

    7. Abortion.

    8. The difference between "thousands" and "millions."

    9. It is considered poor…

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    After seeing a lot of people inexplicably claiming that this movie--in which a supernatural evil terrorizes a family isolated in an unforgiving wilderness--is "not a horror movie," I felt compelled to write a piece on horror gatekeeping: medium.com/@rabbitroom/this-is-why-we-can-t-have-nice-things-the-witch-and-horror-fandom-s-gatekeepers-b2c0bb0d8f9a#.qhrribivj