David Buhrmaster

But don’t go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning.

Favorite films

  • The Place Beyond the Pines
  • National Treasure
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Honeyland

Recent activity

  • Thor: Love and Thunder


  • Onward


  • Ron's Gone Wrong


  • Rushmore


Recent reviews

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    Should’ve been called Thor Four: More Thor Than Before.

    Ik people aren’t huge on this movie, but I honestly really enjoyed it. Definitely guilty of some very lazy storytelling and a bit too much fan service, but in general I thought it was a fun and creative film by the end. As Love and Thunder’s opening sequence demonstrated, it’s hard to match the magnificence of Ragnarok. But it was a fair effort, imo.

    (with Josh, Tori, Billy, Nate, and Willow)

  • Ron's Gone Wrong

    Ron's Gone Wrong

    Lazily written, cliche and preachy as hell. That said, the robot interactions are actually pretty funny at times.

Popular reviews

  • Belle


    …what? What the hell did I just watch.

    Nothing made sense, and not in a fun experimental way. It bordered on completely incoherent. It felt like a fever dream, but not in an intentionally artistic way. It was like one of those dreams where it sorta makes sense in the moment, but when you wake up you start to question your sanity… only with Belle, it never made sense in the first place.

    And so many contradictions!
    It’s like there…

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    This is terrible and I hated it. I will be watching both sequels.