• The Wonder

    The Wonder


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Iโ€™m starting to think most of organised religion is just for folk to rationalise sexually abusing children.

  • Too Late for Tears

    Too Late for Tears


    Donโ€™t ever change, Tiger! I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d like you with a heart.ย 

    TLFT is full on, heightened film noir camp from frame one. Iย just wanted Jane to be happy and live out her wildest, and only incidentally murderous, dreams. Who wants quotidian petit bourgeois drudgery when you can femme fatale your way to the 1%?

    Plenty of pre Hays fun (โ€œmy mother warned me there would be days like this!โ€ ๐Ÿ’€) and the denouement results in a glorious set piece of unforgettably grim, grimy glamour. A must watch in Film Noir canon.

  • Con Air

    Con Air


    This is high camp, right?

  • The Fighter

    The Fighter



  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2


    Final Destination 2 says life does *not* begin at conception

  • Baby Boom

    Baby Boom


    This is the most lazily written film that Iโ€™ve ever seen. I actually thought it was a parody.

  • Anaconda



    An affront to God and cinema

  • Come True

    Come True


    I wish it had stuck the landing but some brilliant Jungian imagery nonetheless

  • Future Shock

    Future Shock


    Bill Paxton doesnโ€™t even show up until 42 minutes in!

  • Identity Thief

    Identity Thief

    I liked when Melissa McCarthy throat punched the guy who was an award winning bartender in Always Sunny, and it was just after she bought Uncle Jack some shots!ย The rest of the film... not so much.

  • The Fallout

    The Fallout


    Iโ€™m so mad at how everyone in this film treated Mia

  • The Tinder Swindler

    The Tinder Swindler


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hai guys, I canโ€™t sleep so Iโ€™m just going to ramble about this. Itโ€™s not really a proper review nor a pithy, witty remark so proceed and read with caution.ย 


    I eat up true crime and scam exposรฉs so this was an entertaining, if at times upsetting, easy watch for after work.ย 

    So some observations that I canโ€™t promise are particularly noteworthy but maybe they are ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅด I also canโ€™t remember names apart from Simon the Scammer. I thinkโ€ฆ