Incredibly cloying with a script that seems cobbled together from Hallmark greetings and “live laugh love” signs from your mom’s house.
The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker 2023
Dateline could have told this story better in 45 mins
American Sniper 2014
American Sniper contains the best performance I've ever seen by a rubber baby. Rubber Baby is so good, it plays a boy, a girl, and an Iraqi infant over the course of the film while maintaining it's inanimate appearance. It's astonishing to watch.
The Killer Shrews 1959
This movie has everything:
- giant killer shrews
- dogs dressed as giant killer shrews
- giant killer shrews puppets
- giant killer shrews that attack during a hurricane
- unlikeable characters you want to get eaten by giant killer shrews
- a hilarious escape plan
- a romance
- a comment on how overpopulation will destroy us all
- a 69 minute runtime