Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse 2022

  ★ Watched 18 Feb 2023

  Incredibly cloying with a script that seems cobbled together from Hallmark greetings and “live laugh love” signs from your mom’s house.

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  The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker 2023

  ★½ Watched 16 Jan 2023 2

  Dateline could have told this story better in 45 mins

Popular reviews

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  American Sniper 2014

  ★ Watched 07 Jan 2015 2

  American Sniper contains the best performance I've ever seen by a rubber baby. Rubber Baby is so good, it plays a boy, a girl, and an Iraqi infant over the course of the film while maintaining it's inanimate appearance. It's astonishing to watch.

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  The Killer Shrews 1959

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2019 1

  This movie has everything:
  - giant killer shrews
  - dogs dressed as giant killer shrews
  - giant killer shrews puppets
  - giant killer shrews that attack during a hurricane
  - unlikeable characters you want to get eaten by giant killer shrews
  - a hilarious escape plan
  - a romance
  - a comment on how overpopulation will destroy us all
  - a 69 minute runtime