• Piglet's Big Movie

    Piglet's Big Movie

    ★★★★★

    rewatches - click HERE
    disney ranked - click HERE

    PIGLET DESERVES THE WORLD

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2022 ranked - click HERE

    honestly criminal that the sex scene in this film is the first dylan o'brien sex scene we’ve ever been given (that i know of?), but i guess his bleached buzz cut makes up for it??

  • Secret of the Wings

    Secret of the Wings

    ★★★★★

    disney ranked - click HERE
    rewatches - click HERE

    GUYS i can't get over how incredible this movie is!! the best movie in the disney fairies franchise by FAR!!

    the subplot about queen clarion and lord milori BREAKS me every time i watch this movie. and i've watched it roughly three times this past week with the four year old i babysit. i just love their love story y'all it's so chilling and sad and how they reveal it just gets me every time!!

    also, why am i just now learning that anjelica huston voices queen clarion?!?!

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    2022 ranked - click HERE
    movies seen at the cinema - click HERE

    ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. JORDAN PEELE DOES IT AGAIN!!!

    that shot of gordy and jupe's fists about to fistbump? CHILLLS. SO SO MANY CHILLS. SO INCREDIBLY HAUNTING.

  • Marry Me

    Marry Me

    ★★★½

    2022 ranked - click HERE

    this was fun! bring back the mid-budget romcom genre!! i want more of these even if they are mediocre!!

  • Ms. Marvel

    Ms. Marvel

    ★★★★★

    marvel cinematic universe ranked - click HERE

    PROTECT KAMALA KHAN AT ALL COSTS. SHE'S SO PURE I LOVE HER SO MUCH

    ALSO THAT SEASON FINALE ENDING!!! WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!!!!!

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★★½

    2022 ranked - click HERE
    movies seen at the cinema - click HERE
    marvel cinematic universe ranked - click HERE

    this was fun!! sad to say that i didn't love this as much as i wanted to, and i WAY prefer thor: ragnarok over this film, but i still had a good time!

    probably my second (or maybe third) favorite thor film, and a mid-tier mcu film for me!

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★★

    2022 ranked - click HERE
    movies seen at the cinema - click HERE

    AUSTIN BUTLER ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION FOR BEST ACTOR INCOMING!!!!

    i've been watching austin butler ever since he was on icarly and zoey 101, to then watch him in the carrie diaries and the shannara chronicles, and i am so proud of him y'all!!! i've always seen his potential and now FINALLY the world will see what a star he is!!

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★★★

    star wars ranked - click HERE

    MAN OH MAN DO I LOVE STAR WARS!!!!

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    ★★★½

    2021 ranked - click HERE

    so you're telling me that colton ryan played both connor murphy in this movie, AND conrad roy iii in the girl from plainville, two characters with very similar story arcs, within less than a year of each other?! what type of typecasting has happened to this guy to play those type of roles so close to each other...

    other than that i actually really enjoyed colton ryan's performance as connor murphy, i definitely thought he was the standout of this movie! also couldn't get over how much older ben platt looked than literally every other high school age character

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★★½

    2022 ranked - click HERE
    pixar ranked - click HERE
    movies seen at the cinema - click HERE

    not a top tier pixar film in my opinion but i still really enjoyed this one!! sox was such a great little sidekick!!

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★½

    1001 movies to see before you die - click HERE
    showdowns challenge - click HERE
    most popular films per year - click HERE

    this is the most minnesotan movie i have ever seen and it was delightful!