• Little Monsters

    Little Monsters

    ★★★

    they have GOT to stop making movies with this specific type of unlikable asshole slimy protagonist and expect me to be able to tolerate him let alone root for him or his ~character development~ AND this movie had the guts to add ANOTHER slimy asshole man MY GOD. lupita was radiant and I pretty much experienced this as two different movies stitched together lmao

  • Attack the Block

    Attack the Block

    ★★★★

    oh man john boyega really is all that. I had fun

  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★★½

    homoerotic narrative foils are one of the most important spices of action movies and, indeed, life itself. Andrew kouji is so sexy and for what

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    really really great seeing amber midthunder get to shine

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    knew to expect it from the trailer and the techno orientalism but BOY was this movie racist. very very much my type of Stupid Action Flick but you can’t call a movie “something to turn off your brain and have fun” when it keeps hitting you over the head like that. Why was Karen fukuhara even in this was it supposed to be some sort of bait and switch ?? cause it didn’t feel clever it just felt like a…

  • Mainstream

    Mainstream

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the rest of it was pretty painful but I kind of liked the last 5 minutes of this. kind of embarrassing to do a twist reveal (was it? supposed to be a twist? cause it was pretty obvious) that the weirdo kid thinks he can do whatever he wants with no consequences cause his parents are rich when you’re a Coppola I think. Was it worth it for bleachella garfield? I’m not sure

  • Ginger Snaps

    Ginger Snaps

    ★★★★

    different from what i thought it was gonna be like from the way it's talked about (esp how i never see the mom mentioned? i loved her) but i really had fun. i wanted to watch this for katie since seeing her in spn as a teen and i'm really glad i finally got around to it she was sooo good... Uhm. yeah this really is what being 16 is like. glad me and my brother started drifting apart younger

  • Desert Hearts

    Desert Hearts

    ★★★½

    HOW DO YOU GET SO MUCH TRAFFIC WITHOUT EQUIPMENT SJDFLKSD

    wish the characters and their struggles and relationship were a little more fleshed out but.<3 this was mostly a good time with really nice cinematography and patricia charbonneau is so beautiful

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    ★★★

    way WAY too pretentious for a movie that’s as completely unoriginal and uninnovative as it is but once you get used to it and more importantly once the action starts. it’s a nice ride. Fun cartoonish violence and killer librarians lesbian polycule. frank ilfman and chloe coleman mvps

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    baruch she'FUCKINGp'taranu

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    far from perfect but SO unique, ambitious, earnest, unashamed & unafraid to be as ridiculous as it wants and it’s exactly what I want from cinema. also had that specific honesty that makes sure I spend a good 50% of the movie crying

  • Bungo Stray Dogs: Dead Apple

    Bungo Stray Dogs: Dead Apple

    ★★★

    my god this was SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!! what was the point!!!!!!!! thank you for the soukouku fanservice tho. he really called himself shirayukihime right then and there. it's always a blessing to get more ango content. as always kishou i owe you my life