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Favorite films

  • Before Sunrise
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • A Quiet Passion
  • Three Colors: Red

Recent activity

  • Triangle of Sadness


  • Mili


  • The Love Punch


  • The Royal Tenenbaums


Recent reviews

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums


    when Royal says: "the last six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life."

    And the narrator says: "Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true."


  • The Menu

    The Menu


    Went into this thinking it was gonna have a cannibalism twist and was pleasantly surprised by the originality, humor, and social commentary.

Popular reviews

  • Bride Wars

    Bride Wars


    this review is a petition to remake this but make it gay like SUPER SUPER gay

  • Gunpowder Milkshake

    Gunpowder Milkshake

    gunpowder MILFshake