All Too Well: The Short Film

All Too Well: The Short Film

Fanatics are idiots and this is the prime example of it. I mean, I guess if you have a shitty taste in music you might like the dumb lyrics of this song, which seem to be as simple (derogatory) as it gets, in a never-ending circle repeating the title every once in a while. But aside for the music, everything about this is idiotic and completely average.

There’s nothing special to this, just some kind of attempt at “quirkiness”, through the lighting and aspect ratio, that is never achieved. It just seems exactly what the TikTok-grain-vintage-aesthetic-obsessed generation would love. The dialogue is absolutely basic and cringe, almost like it was written by someone who had no idea whatsoever of how to write proper dialogue. Oh wait, that’s exactly the case.

A dumb attempt at something remotely deep. But the worst thing about this whole mess is the love it’s getting. I’m sorry if the following sentence offends you, but to be honest I’m not sorry and I feel like being a little controversial right now: Taylor Swift fans are dumb. Goodnight.

Edit: this is based on her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal?? Which lasted two fucking months?? What the fuck Taylor, get over it. You merely dated, come on!! Jake was too good for you either way. And it’s been more than a decade!! Shut the fuck up!!


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