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  • Mandy
  • The Thing
  • Leaving Las Vegas
  • Zandalee

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  • Home Sweet Home Alone

    ½

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    ★★★

  • Scarface

    ★★★★★

  • Zeros and Ones

    ★★★

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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    This is my favorite film

    It should be so easy but it isn't for me to give a somewhat in-depth review of this. I have read so many great reviews for this film that I basically just would hate to be redundant at this point. I will give it a go through on just some of my thoughts and feelings about it. Nicolas Cage is my favorite actor, I'll just throw it out there right now in case it isn't…

  • Wild at Heart

    Wild at Heart

    ★★★★★

    "Let's go out into the crazy world of New Orleans! Go to Robbie's and get a fried banana sandwich."- Sailor

    I weep every time I watch this, especially during the credits.

    Whenever Cage sings in this movie, I understand what it was like to be a ecstatic Beatles girl who had the privilege to go to one of their concerts in the 1960's.

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  • Home Sweet Home Alone

    Home Sweet Home Alone

    What a fucking piece of shit! If I had to watch this god damn abomination again, you might as well gimme a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off!!! It shits all over the original and than attempts to be meta and laugh it off by joking about how remakes or really shitty sequels are never as good as the original. Fuck Off! Fuck this movie! Joe Pesci needs to put this kids head in a fucking vice!

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    The first 40 minutes of this is literally just a edited super cut of the first film. I know there's probably other reviews mentioning the excessive flashbacks patting out the first half of the movie but I was not aware. The first film is a wonderfully mean spirited and sleazy good time. It's a terrific holiday film that will surely soon become a Christmas tradition for me to re watch with friends and family for years to come. This one…

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  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★★★★

    A dream come true really, I mean I'm only 20 minutes in and Nicolas Cage is already fighting a giant animatronic ostrich. I don't usually do this, but there's no way I'm not gonna give this 5 stars by the end of this so I might as well go ahead and do it already.

  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★★

    People trying to sell this as John Wick with a pig couldn't be more full of shit. This is an extremely beautiful film that handles what could have been a silly story in the most melancholic and realistic way possible. I don't really want to say any more than that about it for now. I would hate to spoil anything about it, but I really hope people see this film. It's an incredibly affecting movie that's far more subdued and profound than the clickbait IGN Esq articles would like you to believe.