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Home Team 2022
Sad to see all the negative reviews on here. Doubt any of these assholes are true Kevin James fans anyway. I have been waiting 2 years for a new Kevin James movie and was not disappointed. He wasn't in Hubie Halloween or Becky enough so it was nice to see him be the star of this one. He does a terrific job as Sean Payton, there's another coach in the movie who I thought he also played but it turns…
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God's Not Dead: We The People 2020
"They are handing out birth control in the 2nd grade!!!"
Brother White > Gods Not Dead 4
Just saw this is in a packed theater, the crowd went wild and there was even an enormous standing ovation. Even my buddy who I saw it with was moved to tears, it was a truly surreal experience to finally pop my theatrical pureflix cherry. There's a part near the end of the film where David A.R. White roasts a judge and the entire…
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
Too many blue people, that probably sounds racist but everyone hurt to look at. The movie is basically just about obnoxious american kids with blue faces that say bro all the time and 2 stupid ass parents that have no problem endangering another species after doing it to their own. The sky people blow up pandora the first 10 minutes so they run off and spend the remaining 3 hours on a tiny island. The underwater stuff was cool I…
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TÁR 2022
I liked the part where she roasts the sjw student but thats pretty much all I remember and I watched it last night, it's a good movie I guess but I'm not gonna remember this shit at all a few weeks from now. It's one of those movies where they play the credits first to let you know its super important and artsy and is also nearly 3 hours for some reason, even though I can't tell you a single…
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Willy's Wonderland 2021
A dream come true really, I mean I'm only 20 minutes in and Nicolas Cage is already fighting a giant animatronic ostrich. I don't usually do this, but there's no way I'm not gonna give this 5 stars by the end of this so I might as well go ahead and do it already.
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Pig 2021
People trying to sell this as John Wick with a pig couldn't be more full of shit. This is an extremely beautiful film that handles what could have been a silly story in the most melancholic and realistic way possible. I don't really want to say any more than that about it for now. I would hate to spoil anything about it, but I really hope people see this film. It's an incredibly affecting movie that's far more subdued and profound than the clickbait IGN Esq articles would like you to believe.
