• Underworld

    Underworld

    ★★★

    the script for the movie (which is written by danny mcbride by the way) isn't great and its style is very much a product of its time being a post matrix action movie to come out during the emo and vampire craze of the early 2000s, but damn, i had so much fun with this

  • The Ladykillers

    The Ladykillers

    ★★★★

    this made me dislike the coen brother's remake even more, that movie sucks

  • Mogul Mowgli

    Mogul Mowgli

    ★★★½

    i feel the story of a British Pakistani struggling with their Pakistani family forcing their culture and beliefs on them has been done many times to a point where there is no longer anything to say that has not been said before, although the story has its emotions and even connects to me in a way, I feel Mogul Mowgli suffers from this where Sound of Metal is more of a study on the character as a music artist going…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    highlight of the movie was the wallace & gromit the wrong trousers easter egg

  • Andrei Rublev

    Andrei Rublev

    ★★★★★

    It has taken a few watches to completely understand, but I can now say this is by far my favorite Tarkovsky film. The odyssey of a man's art and the world that surrounds him, an intent to inspire those who are lost and do not want to be touched by faith, an attempt to find understanding in himself and everyone else. It is quite impossible to nail this movie down as 1 thing, even in its name, it is so much more than a story about Andrei Roublev.

  • Let There Be Light

    Let There Be Light

    definitely in my theoretical top 10 worst movies of all time list somewhere along with dragon ball evolution, saving christmas and f the prom to name a few. i would make a worst movies list but there are too many movies to choose from.

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

    I had a lot of fun with this and Tony Leung was so cool like always, but Marvel movies are always full of little things that add up and tear the movie down, there can be a good movie hiding behind all of that and sometimes the movie is legitimately bad, but the movie suffers from the same flaws either way.

    Disney need to hire someone to make sure they stop forcing so many cringe jokes in all these movies.

  • Reminiscence

    Reminiscence

    ★½

    I despise neo-noir movies with corny voice over, it's so fake deep. How is it that an established writer from a hit TV series can write something so cliche and bland with almost every scene having chunks of exposition?

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    i take it personally when Kurosawa's name is used in such a trash movie, respect the G.O.A.T.

  • The Last Temptation of Christ

    The Last Temptation of Christ

    ★★★★★

    In the words of the great Leonard Cohen, who said: "Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water, and he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower, and when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him, he said all men will be sailors then until the sea shall free them, but he himself was broken, long before the sky would open, forsaken, almost human, he sank beneath your wisdom like a stone."…

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★★

    Convinced that anyone who doesn't like this is the antichrist from Rosemary's Baby, if I saw you I'd scream just like Mia Farrow did

  • Magnolia

    Magnolia

    ★★★★★

    This movie is Elon Musk's origin story, I will not elaborate on this comment...