Yes, I too would like to dedicate my entire life and artistic aspiration to the beauty of Léa Seydoux.
With that said though, this movie is soooooooooo boring and extremely empty. The only reason I've given a rating this high is because of how great this movie looks.
This movie is a strong example of Wes Anderson putting aesthetic before heart, character and story.
I'm not going to pretend that a 7 hours and 20 minutes movie is entertaining to watch. It's well made and expresses interesting ideas but for a movie to be such a slow burn in it's development of characters and story, I can only say this movie is just good and didn't impact me in any sort of powerful way.
I remember loving this movie as a kid just like the other Indiana Jones movies but watching it again as an adult I noticed a lot of flaws. Although fun at times, I thought the first half was a mess that failed to set up a solid through line with nothing of what the characters do feeling necessary to any sort of plot, almost seeming as if they were only there for the sake of being there. With all that…