Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Haunting in Connecticut 2009

  ★★½ Rewatched 04 Dec 2023

  YES shitty 2000s horror movies I love you!! You raised me!!! Just as gross as I remembered (I hate you ectoplasm) and not very good. Doesn't matter though because it scared the hell out of me as a kid (and gave me a temporary fear of funeral homes because I was CERTAIN they'd have shady pasts like this) so I'll always have a fondness for it <3

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  High Tension 2003

  ★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  excellent gore but predatory lesbian trope in a 2000’s movie really took me out of it :/

Popular reviews

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2022 9

  I see Bill Skarsgård ➡️ he creeps me out ➡️ I want to have sex with him

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  The Boy 2016

  ★★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2022 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Personally, if I found out a 6’3 beefy sexy man lived in the walls of a mansion I’m taking care of, I would NOT be mad. I wouldn’t even be scared. I would have sex with him in fact,