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  Old 2021

  ★½ Watched by rallytoucan 23 Jul 2021 1

  If I didn’t have a massive crush on Thomasin McKenzie this would be up for the worst movie of the year...even so it’s pretty fucking hilarious how bad it is

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  Get a Job 2016

  ★★½ Watched by rallytoucan 22 Jul 2021

  God I hate when bad movies have a bunch of hot people in them

Popular reviews

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched by rallytoucan 16 Jul 2021

  I won’t say much because as many are saying, it’s best to go into this film with as little knowledge as possible. That being said, Pig is the first complete and utter masterpiece of 2021.

  Nicolas Cage deserves an Oscar and I didn’t know Alex Wolff had this kind of performance in him.

  Watch this as soon as you possibly can.

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  Nobody 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched by rallytoucan 30 Mar 2021 8

  I am not a dad. I will not be anytime soon, if ever. But this is such a dad movie and I absolutely loved it.

  It’s funny.
  It’s violent.
  It’s glorious.
  It’s an event.
  It’s the best thing to come out of 2021 so far.

  They better call the sequel “Somebody” or I won’t watch it(just kidding I totally will even if it’s called something horrible like “No2ody”)