tantan has written 71 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Soul



    Here I was thinking Pixar didn’t have It anymore. 
    Also Terry & Jerry(s) nb icons

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    hot couple experiments with shrooms to spice up their marriage

  • Twilight



    this actually a romantic comedy folks

  • Inception



    this movie keeps getting gayer every year

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    queer people deserve mediocre white holiday movies too i guess but it’s all about Aubrey Plaza babeeyyy

  • The Devil's Backbone

    The Devil's Backbone


    If your house is not haunted then you’re the ghost.

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite


    The only reason I cannot fully enjoy this is because it reminds me too much of [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher


    Octopi are alien and way more evolved than humans will ever be and while it’s not fair they only get to live 1 year on average maybe it’s the best for us. I hope to reincarnate to one in future lives.

  • Nightcrawler



    the abyss staring back at you [or something like that]

  • Still Walking

    Still Walking


    sort of completely unrelated to reviewing this film but the title comes from an Japanese song called Blue Light Yokohama and it made me think of a Mitski song titled Blue Light? coincidence? probably? she also sort of referenced Ozu in another song title (First Love/Late Spring)

  • Hagazussa



    mommy issues and solitude

  • The Fly

    The Fly


    The many miss-adventures of Brundlefly.