• Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

    Why are so many jumping points eating weird things or inserting weird things or snorting weird things?!?

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★★

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think it's cheating that Howl fell in love with Sophie because Calcifer fell in love first!

    This is the hill I will die on.

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City

    ★★★

    Did Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock make a deal with one another? A bet? Were the lots so close to each other it was just easy to walk onto each other's movie? How was Channing Tatum involved?!?

    I enjoyed this more than Bullet Train.

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★½

    You didn't get me until about an hour in and you had me until the very last minute!

    Damn that stupid gun and the sequel it will spawn to explain it.

  • Xanadu

    Xanadu

    ★★

    At the end of Grease I went and watched this

    At the end of this I went and watched this

    Truly, her legacy will live on. In greatness. RIP.

  • Grease 2

    Grease 2

    ★½

    I have a lot of questions!

  • Grease

    Grease

    ★★★

    R.I.P. an absolute legend.

    I developed a problem with this movie because it was one of my moms favorite musicals, but now that that seething hatred has calmed down, it's got an appeal. A snapshot of a time I will never understand. And the music is fire, that is undeniable.

    The most heinous gag this movie pulls (besides the obvious one, don't change for a man kids) is trying to convince the audience any of these cast members are anywhere close to high school age. The T-Birds have gray in their 5-o-clock shadows. The Pink Ladies have as many wrinkles as the haggered principal.

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★½

    I don't think my roommate knew exactly what he was signing up for when he gave me carte-blanche to watch his Blu-ray as much as I want.

    It's a good thing Blurays don't degrade 😅

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★½

    It's fine. It's fun. It's a Deadpool movie.

    It occurred to me, when I realized there was a whole 30-minute 3rd act coming after the natural conclusion of the movie, that this is essentially what the Rick and Morty Story Train episode teased it was gonna be at the beginning before it turned into something better.

  • Cyrano

    Cyrano

    ★★★★

    Hang on, I'm doing this thing, it's called "breaking my own heart". Lotta fun.

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    ★★★★★

    Oh my fucking God 😭😭😭😭

    Michelle Yeoh, disrespectfully, beat me up.

    Dare I say it isn't actually a 5 star movie for me, it's practically flawless, but about halfway through the 30 minute Family Guy style cutaway for Lo and Jen I told myself I was gonna get tonal whiplash when it cut back to the main story. And wouldn't you know it, I did. And then I did again a couple more times.

    But I daren't give it 4 and a half stars. I darnt. 4.95.

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    I am very lucky that I get to see movies for free. Especially IMAX. Lucky lucky