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  • Arkansas



    World’s Okayest Crime Drama.

    I really want all of Clark Duke’s shirts. I know a couple of sassy Arkansas boys and they really do be like that. Also, the Flaming Lips are in this?! Not bad for a fifth date.

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    “In the years to come, Carl would call Sandy ‘the bait’, and she’d called him ‘the shooter.’ Both called their victims ‘the models.’”

    Riley Keough, you are scaring me. This reinforced my love of Southern Gothic and my dislike of Christianity.

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  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet


    Reasons why I love this camp masterpiece:

    •R + J’s fish tank meet-cute 🐠 (My tween ass said Now That’s What I Call ROMANCE!)
    •That wild Capulet Mansion party 🎭 
    •John Leguizamo’s best role (fight me)
    •The mash-up of styles from classic westerns to Latin American iconography (thanks to largely filming in Mexico City) to Miami night club culture 
    •Soundtrack featuring everything from classical music to 90’s pop like The Cardigans to Radiohead and even a Prince cover by a…

  • Untitled Taika Waititi Star Wars Film

    Untitled Taika Waititi Star Wars Film

    What We Do in the Shadows of the Empire