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  • Nashville
  • Collateral
  • The Tales of Hoffmann
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

    ★★

  • The Beastmaster

    ★★½

  • Catwoman: Hunted

    ★★★

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

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  • Catwoman: Hunted

    Catwoman: Hunted

    ★★★

    Not sure that I even liked Gillies' performance all that much, and most of the writing is flat, but the animation is pretty solid and dynamic and the level of homoeroticism is acceptable (honestly my main criteria for success here).

  • The Beastmaster

    The Beastmaster

    ★★½

    Mostly incoherent and absolutely refuses to end; unfolds with a kind of dream logic - a dream where you're like playing D&D with random people from your life and your most annoying coworker decides to roll a druid character and hijacks the adventure (and like, of course his name would be like "Dar" or some shit).

    Still no movie can be all that bad when it has Rip Torn just constantly trying to murder children and a scene where they…

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  • Love Songs

    Love Songs

    ★★★½

    Everyone is wearing scarves and singing and being sad and bi. Nice film

  • Girltrash: All Night Long

    Girltrash: All Night Long

    ★★★★

    2020 Queer Challenge

    La La Land didn't win Best Picture because the Academy knew it was just a lazy ripoff of the Red Light, Green Light song from the motion picture Girltrash: All Night Long (2014).

    I genuinely can't imagine a world in which I would not enjoy an overly earnest lesbian musical about the hardships of living in LA...like I know who I am this shit was made for me.