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  • Lost in Translation
  • Fever Pitch
  • Furious 7
  • Another Round

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  • The Lost City

    ★★★

  • Uncharted

    ★★

  • Chaos Walking

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★½

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  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    It's hard to condemn Schindler's List because it's obvious the filmmakers had the best of intentions when making it. There is absolutely no doubt that Steven Spielberg wanted to make an important, necessary film about the Holocaust that would stand as a testament to its horrors for all time. The fact that Schindler's List isn't that is most certainly also his fault, but it's very hard to judge him for that (except perhaps on an artistic level).

    There is the…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    I've watched La La Land a few times recently - in fact, this morning, I've watched it twice back to back... I really feel like I need La La Land in my life right now. I've been struggling with sleep recently, sleeping at odd hours or sleeping very little, and I haven't been dreaming at all (both literally and figuratively). So to be immersed in La La Land's world of dreams is something I need.

    Because that is what La…

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  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    You literally could not have paid me to look at this film for more than 5 minutes on a row. One of the least remarkable films I’ve ever watched.

  • Chaos Walking

    Chaos Walking

    Utter horseshit but Mads Mikkelsen and Nick Jonas are in it, and now I want every single film ever made to feature scenes where Nick Jonas and Mikkelsen share screentime.

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  • Mank

    Mank

    Mank is a fucking DISGRACE.

    On so many levels this is the worst film of 2020, and the worst film by quite a stretch. Morally, it's appalling. On a filmmaking level, it's incompetent. And on a personal level, it's just so fucking boring.

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    Let's start with how this movie treats Orson Welles. Let me be clear, the movie could've done this and gotten away with it, IF IT WAS ANY FUCKING GOOD (which it isn't). Herman Mankiewicz did not…

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    ★★★

    Ah yes, welcome back to my favourite fantasy franchise starring Liam Neeson as Jesus.