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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2023

  Self care is watching this alone in the dark in the middle of the night with over-ear headphones. I was surprisingly horrified to hear familiar sounding children’s voices calling out familiar names in such a dark static nightmare mindfuck of ominous shadows and sounds that successfully toyed with my head and heart. Honestly though, “Can we watch something happy now?”

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  Thoroughbreds 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2023 2

  Thor•ughbreds
  [unstable neighs in the stable]

Popular reviews

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  Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2020 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Harley’s heartbreak after losing an egg sandwich, I felt that shit! This was bonkers and I loved every glitter-filled bloody second of it! Fuck me up, Harleen Quinzel, you ultimate Bernie Bro!

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  365 Days 2020

  ½ Watched 16 Jun 2020 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m…