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  • Beginners
  • Frances Ha
  • The Lure
  • V for Vendetta

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  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★

  • Thoroughbreds

    ★★★★

  • Whimsical Illusions

    ★★★½

  • The Hilarious Posters

    ★★★

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★

    Self care is watching this alone in the dark in the middle of the night with over-ear headphones. I was surprisingly horrified to hear familiar sounding children’s voices calling out familiar names in such a dark static nightmare mindfuck of ominous shadows and sounds that successfully toyed with my head and heart. Honestly though, “Can we watch something happy now?”

  • Thoroughbreds

    Thoroughbreds

    ★★★★

    Thor•ughbreds
    [unstable neighs in the stable]

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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Harley’s heartbreak after losing an egg sandwich, I felt that shit! This was bonkers and I loved every glitter-filled bloody second of it! Fuck me up, Harleen Quinzel, you ultimate Bernie Bro!

  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Mossimo to Laura: I will stalk, drug and kidnap you, hop on your bed while you sleep and then on the shower as you shower, I will choke you and tie you up and make you watch me get a blowjob so you can see what you’re missing out on, I’ll even fondle you a little but I will NOT have incredible teleporting sex with you until I Stockholm syndrome your ass and you fall in love with me cause I’m…