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  • Aliens
  • The Thing
  • Midsommar
  • The Shining

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  • Midnight Mass


  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines


  • Earwig and the Witch


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Popular reviews

  • Dangerous Minds

    Dangerous Minds


    How many times do you want you use Gangster's Paradise in this film?

    John N. Smith: Yes.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    The Last Jedi. (No spoilers, of course) This film destroyed me and completed me at the same time. I pity those who look down on people like me for getting so emotional and invested in these films because they're missing out on a hell of a feeling. It's literally breathtaking, so unexpected and conveys that classic state of mind so fully: Hope.

    It's over the top, good vs. evil fantasy at its core, but with the inbetween fleshed out with…