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  • Dog Soldiers
  • Menace II Society
  • From Dusk Till Dawn
  • Scarface

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  • Lesson Plan

    ★★

  • Project Gemini

    ★★

  • Terrifier 2

    ★★★★½

  • Old People

    ★★★

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  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★★½

    Terrifier took me so off guard when I first watched it that I still haven’t stopped singing its praises, to those that would listen and those that couldn’t give less of a fuck. It is still one of the hands-down best slashers I have seen in the last 5 or 6 years, maybe even the last decade. And for it to be a true-blooded indie film, with no studio trying to tug-job its way into oblivion at that, just makes…

  • Old People

    Old People

    ★★★

    This is easily the fastest I have picked, and comfortably settled on, a flick on Netflix in recent memory. Unless it’s a new release I’ve been keeping an eye out for I’m usually on that goddamn thing scrolling and scrolling and scrolling for about three times the length of an average horror movie. Not this time. This was a knee-jerk and instant reaction that I truly wish more movies on that site, or the seventeen thousand six hundred and ninety-two…

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  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★★★

    Folk tales and fables, legends and myths, are all my bread and butter. I eat that kind of stuff up like I need it to live, but every once and a while a really solid entry slips right through my fingers. I remember buying the book this movie is based on when it first came out and giving it to one of my brothers as a birthday gift, without so much as a second thought or a selfishly precursory read…

  • It

    It

    ★★★½

    Long book + Long movie= Very long review/analysis

    The first time I read Stephen King's gargantuan tire block of a book IT I was probably much to young to fully understand or enjoy most of what I was reading. I was 9 or 10 years old, only a little younger then the protagonists of the story, and I was determined to read a horror novel with more to offer then the whimsical terrors of Goosebumps and Fear Street. I don't…