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  • 28 Days Later
  • Whiplash

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  • Batman & Robin


  • Spy Kids: Armageddon

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  • Before Sunrise


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  • Spy Kids

    Spy Kids


    Y’all already know I am Spy kids’ biggest fan right yeah whatever. BUT…  I have ALWAYS wondered in the scene where Gregorio ‘destroys’ the brain, you’re telling me this guy just happened to have a whole fucking what are they called, walnut? In his pocket to replace the brain? Just one walnut? He definitely didn’t have like multiple in that pocket because they are big fucking nuts you know like he could’ve only had like a maximum of idk 4…

  • Babylon



    Holy shit. I have so many words and yet I’m speechless.

    Basically the whole movie the word ‘captivating’ was running through my mind. That one word for me just describes this whole movie. I had such high expectations because, of course, Damien Chazelle directed whiplash which is one of my favourite movies, and I went into this thinking “I’m going to be so pissed if I don’t enjoy this” and fuck I definitely was not let down. 

    There’s so much…

Recent reviews

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin


    I’m here to speak my truth, this was camp and fun and I enjoyed it ! Possibly one of my favourite Batman movies. Sure it has…. A lot… of faults but cmon if you don’t take it seriously it’s a fun time.

    Only really watched this because I’m going as poison Ivy for Halloween and I had terrible expectations because all I saw was one star after one star, but as someone who never goes into a Batman movie ready to take it seriously, this was enjoyable. Y’all are just boring and have no taste x

  • Spy Kids: Armageddon

    Spy Kids: Armageddon

    absolutely shit. Robert Rodriguez as much as I love you….. please just let it go

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    Love Corey Feldman love the soundtrack love 80s vampire movies <33

  • Bring It On: All or Nothing

    Bring It On: All or Nothing


    God I hate this movie so fucking much it’s so bad that krumping scene is terrible I hate it “woah woah woah guys violence never solves anything !” Shut the fuck up Britney and then she stars krumping and then fucking Jesse dry jumps her in front of everyone and we are forced to watch the whole thing it’s so fucking awkward whoever made it is literally going to hell I don’t even believe in that shit but I KNOW…