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  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Green Mile
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    ★★

  • Casino Royale

    ★★★★

  • The Blob

    ★★★★

  • The Stuff

    ★★★½

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  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    “In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”

    When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys (I know, I know). Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go
    “🙄 *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”

    If that has happened even once, it was a success.

  • Just Another Day

    Just Another Day

    Hi everyone!

    A lot has happened since I posted my last short film Infected on here, and I’ve been lucky enough to gain a following of some incredibly awesome people who have given me support I never thought possible from people I’ve never met in person. That being said I wanna thank everyone who was a part of the journey of making this, (as well as those who watched Infected when I first posted it) I really appreciate it and…

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  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    ★★

    For most of this movie I actually thought people were overreacting and making this sound a lot worse than it is. Yes, Ben Platt looks completely out of place and the story is problematic, but the first two thirds of the movie I was fine with.

    However, the last third of this movie is an abomination. A true shit show in the purest form. If you like the concept of this movie, I suggest watching Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin…

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★

    I have never seen a James Bond movie before, but I have seen all the Austin Powers movies so I was well prepared.

    This is really dope. I love movies where people are just constantly one upping each other in poker; super entertaining for me. I will say though, it has never been harder to sit still than when that torture scene came on. Holy shit. I swear I could feel it through the TV.

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  • The Little Things

    The Little Things

    ★★

    Wow I related to this so much! Especially the scene where Rami Malek and Denzel are in a car talking about how bored they are while waiting for something to happen...

  • Greener Grass

    Greener Grass

    ★★★★½

    Julian: “Can I watch Popeye?”
    Jill: “No, it’s a school night.”
    Julian: “YOU’RE A SCHOOL!”
    Nick: “JULIAN! YOUR MOTHER IS NOT A SCHOOL!”
    Julian: “I’m MoM, i’M fUlL oF cLaSsRoOmS, sO mAnY cLoCkS iN mE.”

    I went into this completely blind, and let me tell you, going in blind is 100% the best way to watch this movie. This is exactly my kind of movie comedically, thematically and aesthetically. It’s just so out there and different, and gives off some incredible vibes.