Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Truman Show
  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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  • Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★½

  • Dracula

    ★★★½

  • Hocus Pocus

    ★★★★

  • The Cobbler

    ★★

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  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    “In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.”

    When I was a senior in high school, I was one of the morning announcement guys (I know, I know). Every morning my sign off was that quote, in the hopes that when anyone from my school watched this movie, they would hear that quote and go
    “🙄 *scoff* the morning announcement guy.”

    If that has happened even once, it was a success.

  • We Need to Talk About Kevin

    We Need to Talk About Kevin

    ★★★½

    Ok yes, the kid is practically the spawn of satan. But, if you walk in on your kid jerkin it and you make prolonged eye contact instead of immediately closing the door, there’s blame on both sides.

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  • God's Time

    God's Time

    ★★★★

    This was directed by the cousin of a very close friend of mine, so I went out to Tribeca with him to watch it.

    I absolutely adore the vibe of this movie. It has such a distinct style that I really enjoyed, and brought a ton of energy to an already strong screenplay. The performances were really solid all around and the editing was razor sharp, not to mention the witty humor and use of breaking the fourth wall as a storytelling device which I’m always a fan of. Super impressed by this and I’m very much looking forward to what Daniel Antebi does next.

  • jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy

    jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy

    ★★★★

    “Everybody wanted to know what I would do if I didn’t win... I guess we’ll never know.”

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  • Greener Grass

    Greener Grass

    ★★★★½

    Julian: “Can I watch Popeye?”
    Jill: “No, it’s a school night.”
    Julian: “YOU’RE A SCHOOL!”
    Nick: “JULIAN! YOUR MOTHER IS NOT A SCHOOL!”
    Julian: “I’m MoM, i’M fUlL oF cLaSsRoOmS, sO mAnY cLoCkS iN mE.”

    I went into this completely blind, and let me tell you, going in blind is 100% the best way to watch this movie. This is exactly my kind of movie comedically, thematically and aesthetically. It’s just so out there and different, and gives off some incredible vibes.

  • Donnie Brasco

    Donnie Brasco

    ★★★★½

    “Donnie, you know, sometimes I think in that orphanage they dropped you on your fuckin’ head.”

    One of my new favorite scenes in movie history is Tim Blake Nelson, Paul Giamatti and Johnny Depp sitting in a circle talking about the many meanings of ‘fuhgettaboutit’.