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  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading

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    the defining film of the 21st century. we live in the absolute stupidest time in American history.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

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    [Digital IMAX]

    when the monkeyman threw the bone in the air it should have cut to a NOS canister in Dominic Toretto's Charger

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  • Deep Blue Sea

    Deep Blue Sea

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    people have probly forgotten over the years due to his gradual shift into more of an overall actor/host/entertainer [MC means move the crowd] role but as a rapper LL Cool J had one of the most expressive pens of all time ("I'll take a musclebound man & put his face in the sand") and as proof you need look no further than his classic song "Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)" the theme from the epic Renny Harlin creature feature DEEP BLUE SEA.…

  • The Last of the Mohicans

    The Last of the Mohicans

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    Michael Mann's Prince & The Revolution's "1999" and i do not care to elaborate further

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

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    feels less like this movie has a screenplay at times than a Bingo board full of woke signifiers to fill, the first few minutes alone presenting the sight of Michelle Obama, 'RBG', and a big RESIST sticker on a car window. but what exactly are these characters resisting? they seem to live in a near-future neoliberal utopia where the worst offense a person could commit is maybe being a lil' bit judgmental. there is zero truth or texture to this…

  • Deadpool

    Deadpool

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    A walking contradiction. Wants to deconstruct superhero movies in a metatextual way but sticks stringently to origin story formula; wants to appeal to a teenage demo with its juvenile dick joke humor but is stuffed to the gills with pop references for thirtysomethings; wants to be seen as a big bad R-rated comic book film but treats violence as flippantly as a bullshit video game. It's obnoxious. It's boring. It's aesthetically revolting. And it's apparently what the people want, given that it's now the highest-grossing R-rated film of all time. We get the world we deserve.