• Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster

    Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster

    ★★★

    holy shit guillotine

  • Candy

    Candy

    ★★★½

    seeing justin timberlake is such whiplash because i thought no this cant be justin but clearly the social network wasn’t good enough for him and his acting career

    this was interesting 🧐

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ★½

    oh i’ve been dying to see and review this as i’ve watched all 10 other children of the corn movies and i will say its bad as most of them were but hey it brought something new out: corn demon 

    1.5 stars for corn demon

  • Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    thinking about the guy that called winnie the pooh a nonce in this. makes you think

  • Velvet Goldmine

    Velvet Goldmine

    ★★★★

    i’ve watched this twice now and i still don’t know what is going on but i like the visuals i’m just dumb as shit and enjoy seeing fruity christian bale and ewan mcgregor 🤭

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    ★★★½

    this was fun i didn’t really know much about this except cocaine and bear but yeah the scene where the bear kills people while high on coke to depeche mode just cant get enough really sealed it for me but i will say i got a lil bored after it could just be my adhd ass <3

  • Snowtown

    Snowtown

    ★★★

    rewatched for vid edit but i always just forget how gritty and brutal this movie is like ofc its gotta be gritty and brutal after all its based off of what happened in snowtown crime. i do feel though they could’ve changed some stuff about like names of victims and that but yeah hard watch always

  • The Butterfly Effect

    The Butterfly Effect

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i love this movie so much of course it has flaws but what good movie doesn't? anyway i watched the directors cut and i feel like thats the best ending and most realistic but i do think its missing out with no oasis stop crying your heart out at the end like the other two endings of the movie.

    a movie that makes you rethink your life lmao i feel empty <3

  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★★★

    i’ve watched this twice times this year this is coping movie depression WHOOOOO

  • Swallowed

    Swallowed

    ★★★½

    i went into this completely blind and i didn’t know jesse (mark patton) from nightmare on elm street 2 is in it omg hi king!

    loved when he said you've done dick-teased the wrong queen, bitch!

    wild movie

  • Orphan: First Kill

    Orphan: First Kill

    ★★★★

    and she slayed!

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★

    i'm sorry this movie got me lost in the sauce