Jacky

Jacky Pro

Wacky Jacky - I like movies, nuff' said
PFP by @kierdelmar

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Mary and Max
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • Notorious

    ★★★

  • How I Won the War

    ★★

  • Vera Drake

    ★★★½

  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

    ★★★½

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  • How I Won the War

    How I Won the War

    ★★

    Trying to summarise my thoughts with a Lennon lyric here is tricky.

    “I don’t wanna be a soldier, mama. I don’t wanna die” doesn’t really work. “The English army had just won the war” is far too vague. “All you need is love” isn’t in line with the rest of the film’s (failed) satirical edge.

    All in all, koo koo ka-choob!

  • Robot Dreams

    Robot Dreams

    ★★★★

    If I ever proceed to cry relentlessly anytime someone starts playing September by Earth, Wind & Fire, now you know why.

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  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★½

    This is just Call Me by Your Name except the peaches are replaced with jets that go really fucking fast.

  • The Nun

    The Nun

    Hey *LOUD NOISE* do *ANOTHER LOUD NOISE* you *SCREAMING NOISE* guys *SCREACHING NOISE* like *CREAKING DOOR NOISE* real *LOUD VIOLIN NOISE* horror?

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