Favorite films

  • Perfect Blue
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • The Thing
  • WALL·E

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  • Skinamarink

    ★★★

  • Another Year

    ★★★★

  • If These Walls Could Sing

    ★★★

  • The Whale

    ★★★★

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  • Moscow on the Hudson

    Moscow on the Hudson

    ★★★

    Dips a little bit in the middle but man I could watch Robin Williams fumble around New York all day.

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★

    Best Pinocchio.
    Best Geppetto.
    Best Jiminy Cricket.
    Best Animation AND Designs.
    Best Music. 
    Best Voice Acting.

    Best Adaptation of Pinocchio.

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  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★½

    This is just Call Me by Your Name except the peaches are replaced with jets that go really fucking fast.

  • The Two Popes

    The Two Popes

    ★★½

    A good portion of this is competently shot, the other half looks like an episode of The Office.