• Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    ★★★★

    probably a confusing dream i had during my years in catholic middle school after going to confession for masturbating

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

    invented fine art

  • Heathers

    Heathers

    ★★★★½

    i was once extremely concerned by my immediate and persisting crush on christian slater's character but like i went to therapy and i'm older and more gay now so hi marry me winona ryder

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch

    ★★★★½

    stunning, dreamy, and perfectly indulgent

    one hundred times more self aware than critics give it credit for
    (file that under "list of hills i'm willing to die on")

    biller is a genius and also probably responsible for 87% of all powder blue eyeshadow sales in the last 3 years

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★

    does anyone giving this more than three stars simultaneously deal w mommy issues?? asking for a friend