• Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    Valerie and Her Week of Wonders


    probably a confusing dream i had during my years in catholic middle school after going to confession for masturbating

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    invented fine art

  • Heathers



    i was once extremely concerned by my immediate and persisting crush on christian slater's character but like i went to therapy and i'm older and more gay now so hi marry me winona ryder

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch


    stunning, dreamy, and perfectly indulgent

    one hundred times more self aware than critics give it credit for
    (file that under "list of hills i'm willing to die on")

    biller is a genius and also probably responsible for 87% of all powder blue eyeshadow sales in the last 3 years

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird


    does anyone giving this more than three stars simultaneously deal w mommy issues?? asking for a friend