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  • Field of Dreams
  • Demonlover
  • Benedetta
  • Hellraiser

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  • Silent Hill

    ★★

  • The Whale

    ★★★★½

  • The Son

    ★★★★★

  • Missing

    ★★

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  • Silent Hill

    Silent Hill

    ★★

    Bland Hellraiser riff is bad

  • Missing

    Missing

    ★★

    It’s a huge shame that the reputability of this style has fallen into the hands of these chumps

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  • Braveheart

    Braveheart

    A girlfriend once left me for talking smack about Braveheart. I had written a review in which I contrasted the emotional response of her parents with the lack of engagement I found in Mel Gibson’s slapdash prestige picture. This brief paragraph was posted on a movie-focused social medium populated by all of three million users, a meager number compared to the two hundred and six million on Twitter and the eighty three million of cinematically-minded iMDB. The account in question…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★

    the mcu has done wonders to the modern adolescent’s perception of their super-powered avatar: pivot him from an ingenious working class pragmatist into a millionaire’s heir apparent frequently deus-ex-machina’d by his dear daddy stark’s big money tech, witless swoop-ins from cameos scientifically proven to increase fans’ endorphin production, and an everlasting commitment to the power of math and science over any other force. disney runs a gutless dalliance with cancel culture, misinformation, and it’s ramifications, which is meant to give…