Perpetually clearing a never-ending backlog. Just watching whatever, whenever.

Favorite films

  • Repulsion
  • The Sword of Doom
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Tokyo Tribe

Recent activity

  • Hatching


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Crimes of the Future


  • Spiderhead


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch


    Literally the greatest movie of all time that changed cinema forever.

  • Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah

    Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I refuse to actually offer any critiques here. The following is purely hyperbolic gushing.

    This movie is the pinnacle of wacky Godzilla movies and it's peak entertainment. Time travel, Terminator rip-off, rewriting the entirety of Godzilla mythos, green-haired baby fairy creatures called dorats turning into King Ghidorah, teleportation, jet packs, future people from the 23rd century stealing time machines to prevent Japan from dominating the world in the future (Japan was literally BUYING CONTINENTS in the future), vaguely homosexual American…