Fan account. Transcribing reviews from RLM's videos such as Half in the Bag and Best of the Worst.

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  • Surviving Edged Weapons

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Recent reviews

  • The Wrong Missy

    The Wrong Missy

    Mike: This is another Adam Sandler vehicle where mysteriously ever yfilm ends up on a cruise ship or Hawaii.

    Jay: David Spade meets two women in a short span of time, both named Missy. He has a horrible blind date. She's the most obnoxious person ever which would be fine as like a singular scene where shes this weird creepy person. He meets another woman with the same name, and then accidentally invites the first Missy to Hawaii. The predictable…

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    Jay: I liked the movie, but I can see a lot of people being bored by the movie even thought I thought it was pretty good.

    Mike: I loved this movie. This movie has a sort of like real life documentary feel. The trailer leads you to think that it's gonna be more of a thriller mystery kind of thing. You don't really get the impression that it's a movie based on Harvey Weinstein or his ilk. You get the…

Popular reviews

  • Samurai Cop

    Samurai Cop

    Josh: I've seen movies that looked worse, or had worse scripts, or were more badly directed. But it's kind of like this perfect storm of everything terrible. It's like if you took ten years worth of outtakes of like a terrible syndicated cop show, and you made a movie of it.

  • The Galaxy Invader

    The Galaxy Invader

    Galaxy Invader is the greatest movie you'll ever see.

    It's a masterpiece of awkwardness.

    Our lead character's name is Joe. This man is the most horrible man ever. He's a drunk and he often threatens his family with a firearm. So an average typical morning he attempts to murder his own daughter with a shotgun. He chases her out to the woods and he discovers a spaceman in the woods.

    Mike: It's the worst acting, the ugliest fucking people you'll…