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  • The Temptations

    The Temptations


    Better than Bohemian Rhapsody.

  • Thor



    The worst Marvel movie imo. Good god is this thing cheap. Like so cheap. It has some nice stuff with the rainbow-road (Idris Elba is seriously the MVP here) but the first twenty minutes or so in Space is comprised of poor lighting and comically persistent Dutch-angles on some so-so sets, the fight with the Frost-Giants is not engaging whatsoever - I recall watching that in mind-numbing Marvel-3D back in 2011. The next portion of the movie intercuts between that…

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  • American Sniper

    American Sniper


    UPDATE: (Sort of turned around on this , but for past reference...)

    "I do this for attention Chris!"

    Ohhhhh really?

    I could not get through this movie. In fact, it kind of makes me sick that we're still trying to justify U.S. involvement in the Middle-East in our supposed (or; “what critics call”) Anti-War movies. The is about as Pro-War as you can get. In fact, this could be our generations THE GREEN BERETS. Swapping out John Wayne for Eastwood,…

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse


    (Some superquick, superlit, superhero ramblings):

    - Jesus (among other things) in the opening credits...

    - Psylocke > Wonder-Woman

    - Olivia Munn is definitely a mutant, she's just unnaturally attractive.

    -This is some trippy-shit, like way trippier than DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.

    - They actually topped the Time in a bottle sequence. Does Evan Peters remind anyone of Johnny Depp? No?

    - I'm not understanding all the hate on Apocalypse: Oscar Isaac owns. A god-like being, with genuinely chilling presence. Ronan done…