Favorite films

  • Hellzapoppin'
  • Darktown Strutters
  • The World According to Garp
  • The Dark Backward

Recent activity

  • The Family Album

  • Conan the Barbarian

  • Year of the Dragon

  • Going in Style


Pinned reviews

  • Spiral


    Yo, DJ Ito....SPIN that track for me, one time!

    In a small town in Japan, named Kurouzu-cho
    (A cursed shape appeared, causing killer vertigo)
    What starts off small at first, filming snails where they adhere.
    (Then leads to bigger stunts, like gouging out your inner ear)
    Soon the town shared one distinctive feature, and everyone started to expire
    Most movies will at least spring for a creature, this one has...a spiral. 

    Murderous geometry
    It’s not the new Saw starring Chris…

  • Child of Peach

    Child of Peach


    Just push -------> HERE
    (Did you just caress my ass?)

    A hero of Eastern Fantasy
    Born into a childhood of tragedy
    Atop of a crest where the fruit grows to giant size (size, size, size)
    The Devil King with his blood red face
    Plots to steal the Sun Sword from its special place
    So that fuzzy fruit spat out its pit, and took the baby inside
    Wooah ohh ohhh
    Sweet Child o' Peach
    Wohh ohh ohhh oohhh
    He's under siege....…

Recent reviews

  • Going in Style

    Going in Style


    Another home run from the director of Beverly Hills Cop and Midnight Run (and Gigli, but who's counting?) that deserves to be held in just as high esteem. Soooo much more than the "Old-men-pulling-off-a-heist" flick that the synopsis promises. Poignant, funny, and realistic. I think I've decided that I want to be George Burns when I grow up.

  • Dirty Work

    Dirty Work

    “That’s it! Bye!”

    - Norm McDonald (Directed by Bob Saget)

Popular reviews

  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020


    These Charlie Brooker specials are often quite terrifying. This one asks you to imagine a world where it’s impossible for anyone to say anything funny.

  • Caligula



    I watched this on the t.v. In my garage, while eating Count Chocula dry, out of the box, so…I guess you could say I know a thing or two about opulence, myself.