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  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
  • Lady Bird
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Once Upon a Time in the West

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  • Ad Astra

    ★★★★

  • Encanto

    ★★★★

  • The Contract

    ★★

  • C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★

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  • Dracula

    Dracula

    ★★★★★

    Easily the most visually stunning and also most horny version of this story.

    Watching a few Dracula movies recently it's interesting to see how much they all seem to struggle with Jonathan and Mina Harker. In the book, Harker is a solicitor sent to help Drac buy a house, who slowly realises his host is a monster. This chunk of the story is based on a short story Bram Stoker wrote called Dracula's Guest, and as such is reasonably self…

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    ★★★★★

    Heavily related to this movie as I too am a bald man who has been in love with Michelle Yeoh for many years

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  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★★

    Moneyball is Brad Pitt's baseball movie but this is his baseball movie, in the sense that it often seems very slow and boring but that when things do happen they're amongst the most emotionally thrilling things you have seen

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★

    You can tell this was written by the same guy as Hamilton because the lead doesn't quite have a strong enough voice for the songs

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    "No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough." - Roger Ebert

    If, like me, you are a fan of the Beach Boys, you will be aware of their legendary lost album Smile. Smile was the album where Brian Wilson's demons, both the ones in his head and the ones in his band, finally got the better of him, and the album was unfinished for decades. In 2004 he finally released a version of it as…

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched the Ultimate Edition. Obviously.

    This is going to be a long review. Do you read? You will.

    I don’t think there is another movie in existence where my own opinion clashes so much with that of the public. If a scientist arrived at my door and told me that, as part of a social experiment, I had been shown a different version of the movie to literally everyone else on earth, I would consider it entirely plausible and only…