ReservedSeating that’s also haunted

ReservedSeating that’s also haunted


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  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    The Hayao Miyazaki Cozy Trilogy, in order of coziness:

    1) Kiki's Delivery Service
    2) Ponyo
    3) My Neighbor Totoro

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  • The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special

    The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special


    This is better than it has any right to be. So effervescent and punchy that it gives me the most likely misguided desire to go back and watch the Robot Chicken DVDs.

  • Anna and the Apocalypse

    Anna and the Apocalypse


    Despite the Olive the Other Reindeer erasure (it’s free on YT! Click here!) this was pretty fabulous. Hard-R horror practical gore effects and viscera extravaganza Christmas comedy musical.

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    Robert Eggers managed to make a film more Satanic than his previous, which actually featured a performance by Satan.

  • Knives and Skin

    Knives and Skin


    Remember Twin Peaks?

    Remember Twin Peaks season two?

    Remember when Mark Snow and David Lynch walked off the show for the middle ten episodes and the writers were all like "hey, what is the central quality of a David Lynch TV show?" and the other writers were like "oh it's gotta be that it's quirky af."