The Lair of the White Worm

The Lair of the White Worm ★★★½

Hugh Grant wields a giant sword that undoubtedly represents a phallus in this and Peter Capaldi blows on bagpipes as a form of “snake” seduction. 


Also Hugh Grant tells Peter Capaldi he has “an impressive hole” and then takes a huge bite out of a carrot.

What I’m saying is they're gay

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