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  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic

    ★★½

    On one hand, the acting in this was terrible. On the other hand, it also has bad writing. Thirdly, what? However, I’m always for a dystopian revolution anti-capitalism message. And Henry Rollins is BAE.

  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    ★★★★

    The effects! The makeup! The editing! The concern for my mental health! This compilation of stuff I’ve never heard of in my life was a romping good time. 

    Also, I need to see Old Dracula! 

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  • In Fabric

    In Fabric

    ★★★

    This movie is, on its surface, about the haunted dress. There’s a set of things that are going on that really go together well.- the parts with the dress. And then there’s a set of things that happen that make little to no sense and don’t connect to anything: scenes with mannequins, old dude touching his bitty bits, two bank managers who are reprimanding a worker for a meaningless handshake. It’s described as a horror comedy, but it’s not so much funny as there are weird choices where you might chuckle. 3 stars.

  • What's Your Number?

    What's Your Number?

    ★★★★

    All the rom com components plus Chris Evans is nekkid.