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  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic


    On one hand, the acting in this was terrible. On the other hand, it also has bad writing. Thirdly, what? However, I’m always for a dystopian revolution anti-capitalism message. And Henry Rollins is BAE.

  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    The AGFA Horror Trailer Show


    The effects! The makeup! The editing! The concern for my mental health! This compilation of stuff I’ve never heard of in my life was a romping good time. 

    Also, I need to see Old Dracula! 

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  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    This movie is, on its surface, about the haunted dress. There’s a set of things that are going on that really go together well.- the parts with the dress. And then there’s a set of things that happen that make little to no sense and don’t connect to anything: scenes with mannequins, old dude touching his bitty bits, two bank managers who are reprimanding a worker for a meaningless handshake. It’s described as a horror comedy, but it’s not so much funny as there are weird choices where you might chuckle. 3 stars.

  • What's Your Number?

    What's Your Number?


    All the rom com components plus Chris Evans is nekkid.