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  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Handmaiden
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • The Belko Experiment

    ★★

  • In the Heights

    ★★★½

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

  • The Broken Hearts Gallery

    ★★

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  • The Belko Experiment

    The Belko Experiment

    ★★

    most boring movie about social experiments yet

  • The Broken Hearts Gallery

    The Broken Hearts Gallery

    ★★

    i am tired of pretending people’s stories about their exes are interesting maybe try being a homebody for once

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    shout out to this movie for inventing lesbians, cinematography, and me shitting myself in a movie theater

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    why did i have this listed as four stars when andrew garfield saying the words "fuck you flip flops" alone makes it a five star movie